Rear Window at the Australian Open women’s final 2019

Behind them, Victoria’s new opposition leader Michael O’Brien (the shallow end of the Costello gene pool) with Kew MP, dim Tim Smith, visibly flummoxed by swinging his neck while finally learning times tables, but in anachronistic sums of 15 and 10.

As always at the northeast corner, ANZ chief Shayne Elliott hosted Perth property developer Nigel Satterley and Coca-Cola Amatil chief Alison Watkins, while at the northwest, Optus veteran (and now Western Sydney Airport chair) Paul O’Sullivan entertained the incoming federal ministry: communications spokeswoman Michelle Rowland, defence spokesman Richard Marles, shadow attorney Mark Dreyfus and CFMMEU quisling Brendan O’Connor (how in faux good conscience does he even take that seat, cheek-by-jowl with the Australian workforce’s rapacious oppressors?).

Property billionaires Harry Triguboff and John Gandel skewed the attendance age profile by three-or-so decades while out at the nachos counter, online electricals upstart Ruslan Kogan was expertly pumping Heinz at the condiment station: a fair or unfair shake of the sauce bottle?

Morry and Anna Schwartz. Jesse Marlow

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